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No Elf On Our Shelf

Call me a Scrooge, but…


We do NOT have an elf on our shelf in our house.


❌ Hell no.


(If you have an elf on the shelf and it brings joy and magic to your whole family, just skip this, it isn’t for you.)


I don’t need one more thing to keep track of during the holidays, and I don’t want my kids behaving solely because of the constant threat of the elf catching them.


Believe me, I know:


🥕 Kids WILL behave to get a new toy or to avoid losing screen time.


🦴 Just like a dog goes in her kennel to get a treat or stays in the yard to avoid a shock.